More Fun in the Park

We have a lake on one end of town. It is not uncommon to go out there when working the night shift and catch couple’s out there enjoying each other’s company. Depending on circumstances they can be given a warning or issued citations for violating park curfew, or even arrested for public lewdness. Usually overnight the most serious thing that happens is they are issued citations for violating the park curfew and told to finish their business somewhere else.

What is funny is you can drive up on people that are very busy enjoying each other’s company and shine your lights in the car and see nothing at first. Then all of the sudden a head pops up and the car starts shaking as people scramble to put clothes on. When you get close to the car you see people in various states of undress. The funny thing is they almost always tell you they were just talking when you ask them what they are doing. I had a topless woman holding herself to cover up tell me she wasn’t doing anything but talking. I am not a rocket scientist but I think she was probably doing more than talking.